• Are you already more conscious than most common fruits and vegetables, and ready for the next step?
• Would you like to achieve satori while playing Angry Birds?
• Are you frustrated because bodhi trees don't grow in Cleveland?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, this book is for you! It's also a great gift for all your loved ones who want peace on earth, or would just like to experience nirvana without leaving their recliners.

• With your coffee in the official Enlightenment for Nitwits mug, you'll get a double lift.
• Or surprise Michele Bachman and throw an herbal tea party she'll never forget!

Beautifully machine-crafted and emblazoned with the cover of God's Chosen Book Club selection for 2012.